White Goodman Costume
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Grab your purple jersey.
White Goodman is the hilarious, self-obsessed antagonist of the comedy film Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story. Perfect for parties and group events, this costume captures his over-the-top athletic vanity. The look centers on his iconic purple and black Purple Cobras uniform, complete with his signature feathered hair and handlebar mustache.
- Difficulty
- Medium
- Time
- ~30 min
- Budget
- $40–90
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What you need for a White Goodman costume
Short on time? Buy it ready-made
Spirit Halloween sells the complete White Goodman costume — one box instead of 6 pieces.
Purple Cobras Jersey
A sleeveless black and purple athletic jersey featuring the yellow and purple Cobra emblem on the chest.
DIY: Use a black sleeveless athletic shirt and paint the yellow and purple Cobra logo on the chest using fabric paint.
Matching Athletic Shorts
Black athletic shorts with purple side panels or stripes to match the jersey.
DIY: Use plain black gym shorts and fabric-glue purple ribbon down the sides.
Feathered Wig and Mustache Set
A brown, feathered 80s-style wig paired with a matching handlebar mustache and chin goatee.
DIY: Style a brown feathered wig with hairspray and use brown eyeliner to draw on the handlebar mustache and goatee if you can't buy fake hair.
Purple Headband and Wristbands
A matching set of a purple terrycloth headband and two wristbands.
Inflatable Dodgeball
A classic red textured playground dodgeball to carry as a prop.
Knee-High Socks and Sneakers
White athletic knee-high socks paired with classic white sporty sneakers.
Rather not assemble it? See ready-made White Goodman costumes at Spirit Halloween ↗
How to put it together
- 1
Put on the black and purple athletic shorts and matching Purple Cobras sleeveless jersey.
- 2
Pull on the white knee-high athletic socks, keeping them pulled straight up to just below the knees, and lace up your white sneakers.
- 3
Secure the feathered brown wig onto your head, adjusting the mesh cap for a snug fit.
- 4
Apply the self-adhesive handlebar mustache and matching chin goatee to your clean, dry face.
- 5
Slide the purple terrycloth headband over the wig, positioning it across your forehead, and put on the matching wristbands.
- 6
Tuck the red playground dodgeball under your arm and strike a confident, flexing pose.
Makeup & hair
Keep makeup minimal, but ensure the fake mustache and goatee are firmly secured with spirit gum if the self-adhesive backing is weak. Style the feathered wig with a bit of hairspray to keep the volume high and dramatic.
White Goodman for couples, groups, kids & more
- couples
- Pair up with Peter La Fleur in his blue and yellow Average Joe's uniform.
- group
- Gather a team wearing matching Purple Cobras jerseys, or face off against a group of Average Joe's players.
- kids
- A miniature version of the purple jersey and shorts, complete with a drawn-on mustache.
- Plus size
- Look for loose-fitting athletic jerseys and flexible elastic-waist gym shorts for a comfortable fit.
- pet
- A small purple dog sweater with a yellow snake patch on the back.
Tips
- Carry spirit gum or eyelash glue to reinforce the fake mustache so it doesn't fall off when you talk or laugh.
- Practice your best White Goodman quotes, like 'Nobody makes me bleed my own blood' and 'La Fleur!' to stay in character.
- Wear compression shorts under the athletic shorts for comfort and coverage during active movement.
White Goodman costume FAQ
- What does White Goodman's uniform look like?
- His main uniform is a sleeveless black and purple jersey with a yellow and purple Cobra logo on the chest, matching black and purple shorts, a purple headband, and white knee-high socks.
- How do I do the hair and facial hair for White Goodman?
- You need a feathered brown 80s-style wig, a matching brown handlebar mustache, and a small chin goatee. Costume kits often sell these three pieces together.
- What props should I bring?
- A classic red rubber playground dodgeball is the perfect, lightweight prop to carry around.
Did you know? Ben Stiller's character White Goodman was partly inspired by his brief appearance as a similar hyper-masculine, over-the-top fitness host on The Ben Stiller Show.