Log Lady Costume
My log does not judge. It has a message for you.
The Log Lady, also known as Margaret Lanterman, is one of the most iconic and mysterious residents of Twin Peaks. Dressing as her is a favorite for fans of David Lynch's cult classic series because of her instantly recognizable, cozy Pacific Northwest aesthetic. The look is defined by vintage layers, oversized glasses, and, of course, carrying a real or replica log.
- Difficulty
- Easy
- Time
- ~15 min
- Budget
- $20–60
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What you need for a Log Lady costume
Short on time? Buy it ready-made
Spirit Halloween sells the complete Log Lady costume — one box instead of 6 pieces.
The Log
A small, clean piece of natural tree branch or a lightweight foam/cardboard replica log, approximately 12 to 18 inches long.
DIY: Find a clean, dry fallen branch from a local park or yard, and sand down any sharp edges.
Oversized Red or Brown Glasses
Thick-rimmed, vintage-style eyeglasses, preferably in a dark red, tortoiseshell, or brown color.
DIY: Pop the lenses out of a pair of cheap thrift store reading glasses.
Patterned Cardigan or Sweater
A cozy, chunky knit cardigan or sweater in earthy tones, featuring a geometric, southwestern, or plaid pattern.
DIY: Search local thrift stores for an oversized, retro 1980s knit sweater.
Flannel or Plaid Shirt
A button-down flannel shirt in red, green, or blue, worn layered underneath the sweater.
Acorn Brooch
A small, vintage-style brooch featuring acorns or oak leaves, pinned to the collar or lapel.
DIY: Glue a real acorn cap to a safety pin using hot glue.
Earthy Pants or Skirt
Simple corduroy pants, denim jeans, or a long wool skirt in brown, tan, or forest green.
Rather not assemble it? See ready-made Log Lady costumes at Spirit Halloween ↗
How to put it together
- 1
Put on the plaid flannel shirt and button it up to the collar.
- 2
Layer the oversized patterned knit cardigan over the flannel shirt.
- 3
Pin the acorn brooch onto the left lapel of your cardigan or the collar of your shirt.
- 4
Put on your earthy-toned pants or skirt.
- 5
Put on the thick, oversized vintage eyeglasses.
- 6
Cradle the log in both arms, holding it close to your chest like a baby.
Makeup & hair
Keep makeup minimal and natural. Style your hair in a simple, slightly unkempt shoulder-length bob, or use a dark brown wig parted down the middle or with soft bangs.
Log Lady for couples, groups, kids & more
- couples
- Pair up with Special Agent Dale Cooper holding a cup of damn good coffee, or Sheriff Harry S. Truman.
- group
- Form a Twin Peaks group with Agent Cooper, Laura Palmer wrapped in plastic, and Audrey Horne.
- kids
- A cozy, warm option for kids using a small plush log toy for safety.
- Plus size
- The oversized, layered nature of this costume makes it naturally comfortable and easy to fit for all body types.
- pet
- Dress a pet in a tiny plaid flannel shirt and place a small twig next to them.
Tips
- If using a real log, make sure it is completely dry and free of bugs or loose bark before carrying it around all night.
- Carry the log in a cradled position close to your chest; this is the character's signature posture.
- Thrift stores are absolute goldmines for this costume, as the entire look relies on authentic 1980s Pacific Northwest casual wear.
Log Lady costume FAQ
- What kind of log does the Log Lady carry?
- She carries a small, rustic log, typically resembling ponderosa pine or birch, about 12 to 18 inches long with rough bark.
- How can I make a lightweight DIY log?
- Roll up a piece of brown craft foam or cardboard into a cylinder, tape it secure, and paint bark textures on the outside using acrylic paint.
- What are the key accessories for a Log Lady costume?
- The essential accessories are the oversized red-rimmed glasses, an acorn brooch pinned to your sweater, and the log itself.
Did you know? Catherine Coulson, who played the Log Lady, originally worked with director David Lynch as an assistant director on his debut film, Eraserhead, where they first conceived the character of a woman carrying a log.